Skank edition #2: Heidi Montag

She’s a girl I’m really sorry I have to call a skank, but with 10 plastic surgeries done in one day, she had it coming! If you don’t know who Heidi Montag is, browse wikipedia. To make this introduction short, she’s a reality star famous for her role in “The Hills”. But that’s not what brought her into my attention.

Like I mentioned earlier, Heidi Montag has had 10 plastig surgeries done in one day: a brow lift, a nose job, botox, fat injections in her lips and cheeks, chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, breast augmentation, liposuction on her waist, hips and thighs and butt augmentation. That’s not even the shocking part. What scares me is that this girl is only 23 years old. Her reasons for going under the knife were insecurity and Hollywood pressure. I don’t get the pressure part. Did Hollywood force you to mutilate yourself? Would they cancel “The Hills” if you weren’t a plastic bimbo? I can understand insecurity, but do you want your own mother to not recognize you after this procedure? If you were a smart girl, you would say “Fuck the world! I’m not gonna care!”. But since you’re not, you had to pay for social acceptance.

Here’s a photo of Heidi before she had any work done.

I don’t think she was ugly. She looked like a normal young lady. Emphasys on the word normal. Maybe Hollywood didn’t accept her looking normal. It’s been said that people would make fun of her “Jay Leno” chin. To be honest, I didn’t even realize she had such a flaw. And also, she wanted bigger boobs. Eventually, she had some work done. In April 2007  she had breast augmentation, collagen lip injections, and rhinoplasty. Her next look was something like this…

Now after seeing her looking like this, you might think “Ok, now she looks better and she won’t have any more work done”. Wrong! It seems that C cups, a new nose and fuller lips didn’t make her happy. She still had the Jay Leno chin and wanted to get rid of it. And not only that…This reality TV star was going to take plastic surgery to a whole new level!

Look at this interview she gave to Access Hollywood:

She wanted H for Heidi… Come on!!! You have fuckin’ triple D! Why would you want an H? Was she even aware that her back would hurt like hell only by carrying those big breasts? I’m still asking myself why does she have this obsession. She’s gonna die eventually so who gives a fuck how much you invested in plastic surgery?! Speaking of dying, the Michael Jackson refference was embarrasing! Don’t even compare yourself to him! That was such an attention whore stunt! Although, it might be funny to hear the first stories of your nose falling off…

Heidi Montag wanted to acheive the perfect look. I don’t believe that represents true physical beauty. That’s very relative. Looking like a Barbie doll doesn’t make you perfect. It just makes you plastic. And she said she feels like that, so it seems that she has reached her goal.

The reason I call her a skank is because she is setting a shitty example for girls who want to look good. To my mind, you have to embrace your flaws, not correct them. And don’t make up flaws you don’t have. Plastic surgeons can’t wait for insecure girls to come in their office. That’s where all their money comes from.

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