“You Tila, me Jane…you stupid, me fake!” June 5, 2010
Posted by Anca in Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, curvă, căcat, fail, fake, lol, prostie, skank, stupid bitch, Tila Tequila, youtube
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Tila Tequila needs a straight jacket! Wanting to be the center of attention all the time can make you do some crazy shit! Since her last appearence on the red carpet and at some parties, Tila Tequila hasn’t been getting as much press as she wanted. Today she took to her youtube page that her house had been broken into by Jane, who she claims is her other personality. The midget diva filmed the mess in her house emphasizing on her incredibly fake wounden and cut arm.
In these cases, the normal human being would call 911 or get some help. But no! She had to film everything, take pictures and add her watermark on the photo. Also she tweeted and blogged about it. You would need both your hands to tweet and blog and I can’t imagine a normal person doing that after being severly wounded. If what happened to you were real, you would have been in the hospital, not trying to prove to us that you’re hurt and your alterego has a whole conspiracy against you. Let’s be real! Oh, sorry, you can’t! Because you’re as fake as a bitch can get!
Tila Skankzilla posted an article and a photo of her alleged assault where she said she didn’t know how all this happened and that she dozed off and this Jane tried to kill her. After that she posted something about Eva Longoria Parker being sued by some club…her usual gossip crap. And then she must have remembered that her Jane prank had to continue so she posted the video on her blog aswell. In this post she assures her readers that it’s her, “the normal, sweet girl that cares about people” and not Jane. Oh, that made me ROFL, LMAO and LOL badly! What’s with all this crap? She must have planned this stunt for a long long time because it takes a lot of stupidity but also a lot of guts to put yourself out there like that.
She also reported to have locked the doors so Jane can’t come back to hurt her, but who knows when she’ll come back… Tila’s life is so sad it makes me chortle! I can’t figure out why someone would fuck up their own home to prove to someone they are sweet, innocent and real victims to the attacks of their alterego. This was, without a doubt, a publicity stunt to get even more attention, but it was also the biggest fail since her pregnancy and her boob job!
While I was watching the fake Jane attack I was eager to see her face and see her true reaction. If I would have seen some drama in her eyes, maybe I would have considered believing her. You can easily tell if she’s faking because she is the worse actress the world has ever seen.
Here’s the video. Try not to feel to sorry for her stupidity and have a good laugh. I know I did!
And that’s what happens when you don’t have a job, too much imagination and a bottle of fake blood around!
Tila Tequila is an attention whore! (at least Lady Gaga is a classy one!) May 16, 2010
Posted by Anca in Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, curvă, nu, prostie, skank, Tila Tequila
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I could’t find any more subjects for my “Skank edition” column. Tila Tequia eclipsed all skanks and wannabe skanks and I just can’t judge what a skank is anymore. At one point, I started to miss her rambling on twitter and youtube. She deleted her youtube channel and her twitter account and I thought she died or something. Not that I would cry about that, but I would have missed a good laugh!
Attention seeking whore Tila Tequila is back! Now she has a so-called gossip blog. Also, she made a youtube channel promoting her blog. In a video for her channel, she said her blog won’t be (as in future tense) the best gossip blog ever, but IS the best gossip blog ever. At the time, the site was just launched. Gurl, let’s talk numbers! How big can a site be when you just launched it? Think a little! Now people read it because they want to be up to date with your no-brain rambling. At least that’s the reason why I read it…
In her last post, she said her “Stupid freakin’ laptop” is broken and that she had so much gossip material on it. See, Tila? Even your laptop is against your blogging! I’m not telling you to stop, I’m just suggesting you do something more productive. And stop drooling over your own pictures! That’s beyond narcisistic! Also, beating Perez Hilton‘s blog is a hopeless goal. He’s constantly posting articles and he made a name out of blogging. You, miss, made a name out of being a skank.
I’m still asking myself why is Tila Tequila famous now. Her myspace and Shot at love era have ended, so what makes her famos now? The Casey Jhonson case is also dead and burried. No pun intended! May she rest in peace! Also, it occured to me that Tila Tequila reported she was pregnant a few months ago. What ever happened to that pregnancy? Was it fake or did you abort the poor baby so you can pursue your skank career? I dare by call it a publicity stunt. You’re suck an attention whore! That was such a low move to make. A baby wouldn’t have made you less of a skank, but it would have made you almost human. So what’s the next trick you have up your sleave? Deleting your blog? Sorry, but I’ve seen that coming for a while. I wonder if you can keep it up for at least another 2 months…
Tila Tequila is an attention whore on the red carpet too. She was spotted at an event wearing some belts to cover her nipples.
Some photographer went so close for a shot, you can see transparent duct tape covering her nipple and below you can see marks from her boob job. Eww!
All in all, Tila Tequila is still a skank because this is the only thing she can do. She’ll never be known as “Tila Tequila the blogger”. She’ll always be known as “Tila Tequila the skank”. At least in my book!
I would have written more about this skank, but I believe Tila Tequila occupied a lot of space on my blog. She’ll be back with something new soon, I’m sure!
Tila Tequila is back on Twitter…unfortunately February 5, 2010
Posted by Anca in Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, curvă, skank, Tila Tequila, twitter
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She deleted her Twitter and 3 days later she returned. The reason was to give “big news”. I’m sorry, girl, but I haven’t seen anything new in your tweets other than you reminiscing about having sex and telling “the haters” that they have no life and so that’s why they’re following you. Let’s not comment on that!
Nobody missed you! Even recent polls on the internet proved that. Maybe your “Tila Army” missed you, but let’s face it: they are just obsessed losers that think they might bang you. I’m just sayin’! Here are Tila Skankzilla’s last tweets:
I don’t know what she was so hyped about. She should have deleted it already and not make tons of announcements about this decision. So don’t tell me…those people that had no respect for your unborn child apologized and that’s why you reactivated your account? Buhuhu! Too bad, so sad! She was talking as if she was going to commit suicide. We’d wish!
I’m not saying anything bad about the baby. On the contrary…I feel so sorry for him/her to grow in such a trashy environment which is your uterus. I’m not wishing you an easy delivery because your vage is so streched up from all the “baby making” so to say,so the baby might as well walk out of you. It’s a darn shame that your seed will spread around the world and that you want to adopt foreign orphans. The gesture might seem philantropic, but they’re going to call YOU “mom”. You’ll give mom jokes a whole new dimension! I don’t even wanna think about it!
I’ve come to the conclusion that you really hate this world. You want to adopt orphans and you want a sperm donor for more kids? Come on! Don’t turn the world into a whore nation! There are enough whores in the world already! We don’t need any more! Your seed is bad!
Oh, how are you going to breast feed those many kids with those fake boobs? You’ll probably tweet about it, won’t you?
Lady Gaga is a woman! I go gaga for Gaga! February 2, 2010
Posted by Anca in Passions.Tags: attention whore, Grammy 2010, Lady Gaga, Tila Tequila
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I don’t know how she did it, but the manly part on her body has been covered! In her Grammy performance, Lady Gaga wore a futuristic outfit that seemed to have squeezed her private parts too much. Maybe she was trying to make a statement such as “I am a woman.Here’s the proof!”.
You made your point, girl! But I don’t think you had to flatten your genitals to prove to saps like us that you are a true woman. I, for one, believe you. I can’t help but wonder: didn’t it hurt you? The outfits you wear seem too painful. That makes you unique, but do you have to go all the way?
Lady Gaga amazes me every time! Whenever I see her dressed normal I’m starting to think that she might be having a bad day or something. Rarely do I find normal pictures of her. Never has there been a dull Gaga moment. Not even in those pictures of her with no make up on and with her hair all messed up on the beach. The fact that we saw her looking normal makes her unusual. It’s a vicious cycle. You can never reffer to Lady Gaga as “normal”. That’s why she’s going to be in the public eye for a very long time.
Everyone is questioning “Is she a man or a woman?”. I think that dilemma will always draw attention on Gaga. People can’t get enough of her. I can’t get enough of her! I love her music, I love her performances, I love her weirdness! Girl has talent. She should never quit. I’d love to interview her one day, but I wouldn’t even know where to start with the questions. I could debate and talk to her for hours and not get bored.
I’m starting to think that she’s sent from the future (judjing from the photo above). Gaga is supergalactic and out of this universe! It’s like George Jetson said “Gaga, I’m too 1962. You go and take the world into the future!”. And yes, she seems to be the future. She’s a genuine performer with awesome skills, an awesome voice and people will love or hate her, but never ignore her. She can make a show be awesome! I know I previously called her an attention whore and I’m not ever going to take that back. To me, there are two types of attention whores: untalented attention whore such as Tila Tequila and talented ones like Lady Gaga.
Let me just add that those sparkly shoes are simply amazing! I could never wear them, but I love them! They were made for you to wear and for me to admire! Kudos for wearing them and pulling off a look like that!
I love Lady Gaga! She is the reason people read my blog and she is weird to the power of awesome! I can’t wait for her new video to come out. I think I can say that I go gaga for Lady Gaga! Great job at being amazing! You rock!
Tila Tequila deleted her Twitter! And she’s still a skank! February 1, 2010
Posted by Anca in The world I live in, Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, baby, Miley Cyrus, skank, Tila Tequila, twitter
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It was about time! She was overtweeting! “I’m gonna gave a gorgeous baby”, “I’m officially a lesbian”, “Here is my former Playboy video”, “Holla at my lesbians” and so on and so forth…She became such a twitter whore! But, like all twitter whores, she finally deleted her account. Does this sound familiar, Miley Cyrus? I’ll get back to you shortly.
It was amazing to see how lame she could be in her tweets. She posted several tweets saying that her baby is going to be vietnamese/caucasian/french/exotic or something like that. After reading all of those nationalities I asked myself if that baby was concieved in an orgy or something. I’m just sayin’…the bitch seems promiscuous as hell!
And I don’t understand one thing. You say you’ve been engaged to Casey, but after she died, you spread the news that you were pregnant. How does that work, girl? From all I know, it takes a man and a woman to concieve a baby. Not two women. So, you imidiatelly jumped into bed with someone the day Casey Jhonson died. I’m not accusing you, but by the progress of your pregnancy I am reassured that you are the biggest slut around! How could you? First pose naked, then have a baby with someone else? Oh, you sure loved Casey, allright! Bullshit! You are one hell of a tramp and you seem to love the attention the press is giving you!
The supposed father of the baby is rapper The Game. Maybe some of you remember him. Was he ever that famous? Anyway…the point is that Tila Tequila is a skank and I’m terribly sorry for the baby that has to come out of her in nine months. It’s said that children don’t get to pick their parents, but this child couldn’t get any more unlucky! It must be such a cruel punishment to come out of something so trashy. Kids in school are going to mock him by sayig “Haha! You’re mom is a bitch!”. They couldn’t be more right, but I can even imagine him/her crying of embaressment.
He/she is coming home to Tila and tells her: “Mom, some kid in school said you were a bitch!” and she would think: “Damn, his/her parents must have watched my show back in 2008!”. She tells her baby that that kid was just jealous of what a hot mom her baby has. And the kid will never know. I sure hope they’ll have youtube so he/she can look up what his/her mom was doing in 2008. Poor kid!
Tweeting too much will lead to a deleted account! Remember when Miley deleted hers and over 2 milion followers were heartbroken they won’t know when Miley is feeling emo or taking a dump? Yeah, that was sad(*sarcasam*). Seriously now, who is going to miss attention whore Tila Tequila from twitter? I know I won’t!
Skank edition #1: Tila Tequila January 27, 2010
Posted by Anca in Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, curvă, nu, prostie, skank edition, Tila Tequila
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Since the post about Lady Gaga has been so popular, I had to keep up with writing about crazy bitches like her. One of them is Tila Tequila, one pint-sized whore whith multiple problems. A few years ago she couldn’t decide if she was into guys or girls, so she decided to get a two-season show on MTV called A shot at love. In the first season she chose a guy and in the second season she chose a girl who was more feeble-minded than her. Tila got rejected by another bisexual. Now she got a taste of her own medicine…
Awww…look! It looks like she actually has feelings! Nice try, slut! It’s all a publicity stunt. Drama sells on MTV.
On the show the contestants had to go through a lot of challenges to win Tila’s heart: drink goat sperm, eat pig testicles and stuff like that. Who would do that? Or moreover, who would make someone do that? Is this how things work nowadays? “If you love me, you have to eat this piece of dog shit!”. On that disgusting note, I would like to point out that A shot at love is the biggest waste of money that MTV has ever faced with! I know people are desperate to date, but I didn’t thought they would humiliate themselves in such a manner.
I was on the point of calling Tila Tequila a celebrity. That would have been so wrong! I don’t want to label her as something she couldn’t be. I would much rather call her an attention whore who made it big on myspace and believed she could make it big in the music and film industry aswell. She isn’t a good singer and the only movie she could ever star in could be an adult one. I’m just sayin’!
These days, the press is all over her! Long story short: her fiancee died a few weeks ago, now she’s pregnant with someone’s baby (rumor has it she is a surrogate mother for her brother’s baby) and reporters want to hear her story. OK, all of this is out of the ordinary and it could be a great news story. I’m sorry for her loss; no one deserves for teir loved one to die so young. But I see Casey Johnson’s death as the perfect publicity stunt for Miss Tila Skanzilla. People are logging onto her website and seeing pictures of her and her late fiancee in bed half naked and feel sorry for her. It makes me sick to see pictures of half naked dead people on social sites and blogs. It’s really disturbing! Delete them already and move on!
In my country, when a loved one dies, you wear the weeds. Tila hasn’t been wearing anything. Actually, she is asking people to vote for her in “best boobies” category for OK magazine wearing just a pair of panties. She should be ashamed! Put some clothes on, woman! A little respect for your deceased loved one. You are pathetic!
Here is the picture:
I guess skanks don’t give up on being slutty no matter what tragic incident happens in their life…
It sure must suck to be a skank!
So…to hell with you, Miss Tila Tequila!
