“You Tila, me Jane…you stupid, me fake!” June 5, 2010
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Tila Tequila needs a straight jacket! Wanting to be the center of attention all the time can make you do some crazy shit! Since her last appearence on the red carpet and at some parties, Tila Tequila hasn’t been getting as much press as she wanted. Today she took to her youtube page that her house had been broken into by Jane, who she claims is her other personality. The midget diva filmed the mess in her house emphasizing on her incredibly fake wounden and cut arm.
In these cases, the normal human being would call 911 or get some help. But no! She had to film everything, take pictures and add her watermark on the photo. Also she tweeted and blogged about it. You would need both your hands to tweet and blog and I can’t imagine a normal person doing that after being severly wounded. If what happened to you were real, you would have been in the hospital, not trying to prove to us that you’re hurt and your alterego has a whole conspiracy against you. Let’s be real! Oh, sorry, you can’t! Because you’re as fake as a bitch can get!
Tila Skankzilla posted an article and a photo of her alleged assault where she said she didn’t know how all this happened and that she dozed off and this Jane tried to kill her. After that she posted something about Eva Longoria Parker being sued by some club…her usual gossip crap. And then she must have remembered that her Jane prank had to continue so she posted the video on her blog aswell. In this post she assures her readers that it’s her, “the normal, sweet girl that cares about people” and not Jane. Oh, that made me ROFL, LMAO and LOL badly! What’s with all this crap? She must have planned this stunt for a long long time because it takes a lot of stupidity but also a lot of guts to put yourself out there like that.
She also reported to have locked the doors so Jane can’t come back to hurt her, but who knows when she’ll come back… Tila’s life is so sad it makes me chortle! I can’t figure out why someone would fuck up their own home to prove to someone they are sweet, innocent and real victims to the attacks of their alterego. This was, without a doubt, a publicity stunt to get even more attention, but it was also the biggest fail since her pregnancy and her boob job!
While I was watching the fake Jane attack I was eager to see her face and see her true reaction. If I would have seen some drama in her eyes, maybe I would have considered believing her. You can easily tell if she’s faking because she is the worse actress the world has ever seen.
Here’s the video. Try not to feel to sorry for her stupidity and have a good laugh. I know I did!
And that’s what happens when you don’t have a job, too much imagination and a bottle of fake blood around!
Tila Tequila is an attention whore! (at least Lady Gaga is a classy one!) May 16, 2010
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I could’t find any more subjects for my “Skank edition” column. Tila Tequia eclipsed all skanks and wannabe skanks and I just can’t judge what a skank is anymore. At one point, I started to miss her rambling on twitter and youtube. She deleted her youtube channel and her twitter account and I thought she died or something. Not that I would cry about that, but I would have missed a good laugh!
Attention seeking whore Tila Tequila is back! Now she has a so-called gossip blog. Also, she made a youtube channel promoting her blog. In a video for her channel, she said her blog won’t be (as in future tense) the best gossip blog ever, but IS the best gossip blog ever. At the time, the site was just launched. Gurl, let’s talk numbers! How big can a site be when you just launched it? Think a little! Now people read it because they want to be up to date with your no-brain rambling. At least that’s the reason why I read it…
In her last post, she said her “Stupid freakin’ laptop” is broken and that she had so much gossip material on it. See, Tila? Even your laptop is against your blogging! I’m not telling you to stop, I’m just suggesting you do something more productive. And stop drooling over your own pictures! That’s beyond narcisistic! Also, beating Perez Hilton‘s blog is a hopeless goal. He’s constantly posting articles and he made a name out of blogging. You, miss, made a name out of being a skank.
I’m still asking myself why is Tila Tequila famous now. Her myspace and Shot at love era have ended, so what makes her famos now? The Casey Jhonson case is also dead and burried. No pun intended! May she rest in peace! Also, it occured to me that Tila Tequila reported she was pregnant a few months ago. What ever happened to that pregnancy? Was it fake or did you abort the poor baby so you can pursue your skank career? I dare by call it a publicity stunt. You’re suck an attention whore! That was such a low move to make. A baby wouldn’t have made you less of a skank, but it would have made you almost human. So what’s the next trick you have up your sleave? Deleting your blog? Sorry, but I’ve seen that coming for a while. I wonder if you can keep it up for at least another 2 months…
Tila Tequila is an attention whore on the red carpet too. She was spotted at an event wearing some belts to cover her nipples.
Some photographer went so close for a shot, you can see transparent duct tape covering her nipple and below you can see marks from her boob job. Eww!
All in all, Tila Tequila is still a skank because this is the only thing she can do. She’ll never be known as “Tila Tequila the blogger”. She’ll always be known as “Tila Tequila the skank”. At least in my book!
I would have written more about this skank, but I believe Tila Tequila occupied a lot of space on my blog. She’ll be back with something new soon, I’m sure!
Fiecare să-și vadă de chiloții lui! April 29, 2010
Posted by Anca in Ideas, The world I live in, Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, Bianca Drăgușanu, buze, curvă, căcat, Cătălin Botezatu, din astea, monden, nu, prostie, Romania, skank
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Nu trece zi fără să aud de dublu B-ul peisajului monden: Bianca și Bote. Că au făcut sex în nu știu ce veceu, că el o bate, că se despart, că se împacă, că se ceartă etc. Cui dracului îi pasă? Din păcate, întregii națiuni, pentru că tabloidele au darul de a tâmpi populația în a pleca cu urechea la poveștile vedetuțelor.
Bianca Drăgușanu e o fostă fată de la pagina 5 (a se citi “pizdă proastă”) care are pretenții de mari divă doar pentru că a fost combinată cu unul din cei mai cunoscuți designeri români. Bibi a apărut pe sticlă prima dată acum 10-11 ani la Antena 1 în cadrul emisiunii “Din Dragoste”. Cică atunci era pe felie cu un tip care și acum îi declară pe messenger că o iubește. Dacă nu-i declara pe messenger, nu era iubire, dom’ne! Atunci o ceruse de nevastă, dar Bibi nu poartă verighetă, deci n-a fost să fie! Ghinion! Tipu’ e căsătorit, are 150 kg și o fetiță dar tot o iubește. Ce frumos! Cui dracului îi pasă?!
În perioada “Din Dragoste” Bibi era plinuță, creață artificial și cu un contur de buze mai închis decât rujul. Nici prin gând nu ne-ar fi trecut că în 2009 ar deveni sexy-asistenta lui Capatos (asta chiar e o meserie???) și potențiala iubită a lui Cătălin Botezatu. În 2010 a devenit una din cele mai discutate “vedete” din cauza pozelor din Playboy, a relației cu Bote și a operațiilor estetice pe care și le-a făcut ( în showbizu’ românesc, dacă n-ai piept, n-ai nimic!). Chestiile astea sunt întâlnite la mai multe wannabe vedete, dar Bibi e specială pentru că a fost “Blonda lui Bote”. A fi blonda lui Bote presupune să-ți mănânci bătaie și să recunoști că ai meritat-o și să te cerți în fiecare zi cu el, pentru că ziceți că vă iubiți. Păi bine, măi Bibi! Dacă vă iubeați așa tare, de ce nu a rezistat iubirea voastră în liniște și armonie? Voi a trebuit să faceți circ și să faceți populația curioasă de ce se întâmplă în ograda voastră. Că tare mai duceau lipsă tabloidele de subiecte de prima pagină!
Bote a fost la “Dansez pentru tine” și n-a mai avut timp de Bibi. Una peste alta, a apărut un scandal că ea și-o mai trage cu unu’. Ceartă din nou, dar Bote tot își mai punea pic de speranță în salvarea relației. Din nou, de ce ar trebui să ne pese? Nu vă mai spălați rufele în public!
Pe net a apărut un filmuleț cu B&B când se iubeau în pădure. Cică surpins de paparazzi. Cât căcat! Părea regizat până în ultimul detaliu. Și regizorul era tare prost. Niciun film de paparazzo nu iese atât de clar! Mai mult ca sigur a fost regizat. Bote proabil era disperat să scape de zvonurile conform cărora el ar fi gay. Cătă, dacă ești gay, poți să recunoști asta! Nu trebuie să ți-o iei pe Bibi ca paravan! Suntem în secolul 21! Nimeni nu o să te judece! Unii poate chiar se așteptau. Un designer care nu e gay e o raritate. Și ăsta nu e un comentariu discriminatoriu, e doar o constatare.
Îmi pare rău că s-au despărțit. Îmi pare rău când orice cuplu se desparte. Nu e nimic vesel în asta. Ideea e că oamenii se despart și se împacă mereu. Voi nu sunteți cu nimic mai tari ca orice alt cuplu de pe mapamond. Sfatul meu pentru voi e să stați cuminți și ca fiecare să-și vadă de chiloții lui (pe care îi vinde sau pe care îi poartă).
Skank edition #2: Heidi Montag February 20, 2010
Posted by Anca in The world I live in, Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, buze, flaws, Heidi Montag, plastic surgery, skank, skank edition, youtube
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She’s a girl I’m really sorry I have to call a skank, but with 10 plastic surgeries done in one day, she had it coming! If you don’t know who Heidi Montag is, browse wikipedia. To make this introduction short, she’s a reality star famous for her role in “The Hills”. But that’s not what brought her into my attention.
Like I mentioned earlier, Heidi Montag has had 10 plastig surgeries done in one day: a brow lift, a nose job, botox, fat injections in her lips and cheeks, chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, breast augmentation, liposuction on her waist, hips and thighs and butt augmentation. That’s not even the shocking part. What scares me is that this girl is only 23 years old. Her reasons for going under the knife were insecurity and Hollywood pressure. I don’t get the pressure part. Did Hollywood force you to mutilate yourself? Would they cancel “The Hills” if you weren’t a plastic bimbo? I can understand insecurity, but do you want your own mother to not recognize you after this procedure? If you were a smart girl, you would say “Fuck the world! I’m not gonna care!”. But since you’re not, you had to pay for social acceptance.
Here’s a photo of Heidi before she had any work done.
I don’t think she was ugly. She looked like a normal young lady. Emphasys on the word normal. Maybe Hollywood didn’t accept her looking normal. It’s been said that people would make fun of her “Jay Leno” chin. To be honest, I didn’t even realize she had such a flaw. And also, she wanted bigger boobs. Eventually, she had some work done. In April 2007 she had breast augmentation, collagen lip injections, and rhinoplasty. Her next look was something like this…
Now after seeing her looking like this, you might think “Ok, now she looks better and she won’t have any more work done”. Wrong! It seems that C cups, a new nose and fuller lips didn’t make her happy. She still had the Jay Leno chin and wanted to get rid of it. And not only that…This reality TV star was going to take plastic surgery to a whole new level!
Look at this interview she gave to Access Hollywood:
She wanted H for Heidi… Come on!!! You have fuckin’ triple D! Why would you want an H? Was she even aware that her back would hurt like hell only by carrying those big breasts? I’m still asking myself why does she have this obsession. She’s gonna die eventually so who gives a fuck how much you invested in plastic surgery?! Speaking of dying, the Michael Jackson refference was embarrasing! Don’t even compare yourself to him! That was such an attention whore stunt! Although, it might be funny to hear the first stories of your nose falling off…
Heidi Montag wanted to acheive the perfect look. I don’t believe that represents true physical beauty. That’s very relative. Looking like a Barbie doll doesn’t make you perfect. It just makes you plastic. And she said she feels like that, so it seems that she has reached her goal.
The reason I call her a skank is because she is setting a shitty example for girls who want to look good. To my mind, you have to embrace your flaws, not correct them. And don’t make up flaws you don’t have. Plastic surgeons can’t wait for insecure girls to come in their office. That’s where all their money comes from.
Tila Tequila is back on Twitter…unfortunately February 5, 2010
Posted by Anca in Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, curvă, skank, Tila Tequila, twitter
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She deleted her Twitter and 3 days later she returned. The reason was to give “big news”. I’m sorry, girl, but I haven’t seen anything new in your tweets other than you reminiscing about having sex and telling “the haters” that they have no life and so that’s why they’re following you. Let’s not comment on that!
Nobody missed you! Even recent polls on the internet proved that. Maybe your “Tila Army” missed you, but let’s face it: they are just obsessed losers that think they might bang you. I’m just sayin’! Here are Tila Skankzilla’s last tweets:
I don’t know what she was so hyped about. She should have deleted it already and not make tons of announcements about this decision. So don’t tell me…those people that had no respect for your unborn child apologized and that’s why you reactivated your account? Buhuhu! Too bad, so sad! She was talking as if she was going to commit suicide. We’d wish!
I’m not saying anything bad about the baby. On the contrary…I feel so sorry for him/her to grow in such a trashy environment which is your uterus. I’m not wishing you an easy delivery because your vage is so streched up from all the “baby making” so to say,so the baby might as well walk out of you. It’s a darn shame that your seed will spread around the world and that you want to adopt foreign orphans. The gesture might seem philantropic, but they’re going to call YOU “mom”. You’ll give mom jokes a whole new dimension! I don’t even wanna think about it!
I’ve come to the conclusion that you really hate this world. You want to adopt orphans and you want a sperm donor for more kids? Come on! Don’t turn the world into a whore nation! There are enough whores in the world already! We don’t need any more! Your seed is bad!
Oh, how are you going to breast feed those many kids with those fake boobs? You’ll probably tweet about it, won’t you?
Tila Tequila deleted her Twitter! And she’s still a skank! February 1, 2010
Posted by Anca in The world I live in, Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, baby, Miley Cyrus, skank, Tila Tequila, twitter
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It was about time! She was overtweeting! “I’m gonna gave a gorgeous baby”, “I’m officially a lesbian”, “Here is my former Playboy video”, “Holla at my lesbians” and so on and so forth…She became such a twitter whore! But, like all twitter whores, she finally deleted her account. Does this sound familiar, Miley Cyrus? I’ll get back to you shortly.
It was amazing to see how lame she could be in her tweets. She posted several tweets saying that her baby is going to be vietnamese/caucasian/french/exotic or something like that. After reading all of those nationalities I asked myself if that baby was concieved in an orgy or something. I’m just sayin’…the bitch seems promiscuous as hell!
And I don’t understand one thing. You say you’ve been engaged to Casey, but after she died, you spread the news that you were pregnant. How does that work, girl? From all I know, it takes a man and a woman to concieve a baby. Not two women. So, you imidiatelly jumped into bed with someone the day Casey Jhonson died. I’m not accusing you, but by the progress of your pregnancy I am reassured that you are the biggest slut around! How could you? First pose naked, then have a baby with someone else? Oh, you sure loved Casey, allright! Bullshit! You are one hell of a tramp and you seem to love the attention the press is giving you!
The supposed father of the baby is rapper The Game. Maybe some of you remember him. Was he ever that famous? Anyway…the point is that Tila Tequila is a skank and I’m terribly sorry for the baby that has to come out of her in nine months. It’s said that children don’t get to pick their parents, but this child couldn’t get any more unlucky! It must be such a cruel punishment to come out of something so trashy. Kids in school are going to mock him by sayig “Haha! You’re mom is a bitch!”. They couldn’t be more right, but I can even imagine him/her crying of embaressment.
He/she is coming home to Tila and tells her: “Mom, some kid in school said you were a bitch!” and she would think: “Damn, his/her parents must have watched my show back in 2008!”. She tells her baby that that kid was just jealous of what a hot mom her baby has. And the kid will never know. I sure hope they’ll have youtube so he/she can look up what his/her mom was doing in 2008. Poor kid!
Tweeting too much will lead to a deleted account! Remember when Miley deleted hers and over 2 milion followers were heartbroken they won’t know when Miley is feeling emo or taking a dump? Yeah, that was sad(*sarcasam*). Seriously now, who is going to miss attention whore Tila Tequila from twitter? I know I won’t!
