Gaga Music Awards recap.Girl power FTW! September 13, 2010
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Even though Eminem was the opening act of the show, girl power dominated this year’s MTV Video Music awards. Maybe that’s why Eminem had to sing and leave. He knew that it was ladies’ night at the VMAs. His duet with Rihanna was great. They look good together on stage. I’m loving RiRi’s new hair! Girl power FTW!
Chelsea Handler hosted this year’s show and she was hilarious! It was the first time in 16 years when a woman hosted the VMAs. Before getting on stage, the comedian had her ass slapped by a lot of men and…Lindsay Lohan. I know! Who? Linds told her to watch her drinking. Yeah, that is a cameo we would all love to forget. Chelsea made an entrance that was inspired by Lady Gaga, but the gig didn’t go past the Ra-Ra-Ra from “Bad Romance”, because that’s all they got to in reherlals. This year’s VMA host paid a tribute, more or less, to Lady Gaga by dressing up as crazy as she could. She had a house on her head and a dove flying out of her crotch. I thought it was Lady Gaga herself the whole performance, but the house’s garage door made things clear for everyone.
What post 2009 VMA show would be complete without a Kanye West refferal? Chelsea gave a random person the “My award-My choice” as a demonstration to what artists accepting the VMAs should do if someone would interrupt their speech. And on with the show…
Ellen DeGeneres gave a funny mini-speech before announcing the nominees for Best Female Video. It’s like she had to remind everyone of how awesome she is! Lady Gaga won the first award of the night for Best Female Video for “Bad Romance”. In her acceptance speech she told her fans that they were “the cool kids at the party”. The Monster Mommy was wearing Alexander McQueen, to pay a tribute to the deceased designer. Lady Gaga’s speech was nice, but I could’t help but noticing the look on Katy Perry’s face when she lost an award to one of her rivals. Her expression was like “You may have won this one, bitch, but the rest are mine!”. If Katy only knew…
Justin Bieber’s performance was announced by one of his biggest fans, Kim Kardashian, who remembered she had a restraining order to keep away from him. Her passion for him is creepy, because what straigh woman would go for a 28 year old lesbian? Justin first performed “Baby”, followed by a lip sync fail to “Somebody to love”. Now that’s the moment he should have said “Pink elephant, pink elephant” and nobody would have noticed the boo boo. He then went at the drums and another boo boo was around the corner: he dropped a drumb stick, but not much people seemed to have noticed that.
Justin’s menthor, Usher, had a pink elephant fail during his performance and everyone saw the obvious lip sync and the tired dancing. We gotta give Usher a break, the man is getting old and can’t sing and dance like back in the days when everyone was screaming “Yeah!”.
The cast of Glee presented the nominees for Best Pop Video and I loved it when Jane Lynch said Keisha instead of Ke$ha. It’s the girl’s fault for having a misleading name. That’s why she should call herself Ke-dollar sign-HA. Props to Michael Buckley for that idea! Lady Gaga won the award for “Bad Romance”. Katy Perry looked pissed again and she seemed to have told the person next to her “That Gaga bitch beat me again! She needs to die!”. Relax, Katy! You didn’t get a moon man this year, but you met your dream man last year. It’s a win-win situation for both of you gals!
One of the most anticipated performances of the evening, Taylor Swift sang a song about the Kanye incident from last year, “I guess you really did it this time”: “Lost your balance on the tight rope/it’s never too late to get it back… Today is never too late to be brand new… Every one of us has messed up too. I hope you remember today’s never too late…to be friends with you….You’re still an innocent.” A whole song dedicated to an idiot that did something bad to you? Come on, Taylor, you can do better than that! Actually, no, because that’s your whole song writing purpose: to sing about men that did you wrong. This performance was too deep for the VMAs. We should all forgive and forget. It’s been a year already! Get over it, Taylor!
In the skit for Best New Artist In a Video, Chelsea Handler chases Justin Bieber for his hair, thinking it’s a wig and he’s like “Weren’t you my baby sitter?”. Justin is hilarious! He thinks that every 30+ year old woman was his baby sitter once.
The douchebags from The Jersey Shore were on stage in a hot tub and Snooki dared Chelsea to join them by calling her “Bitch”. Very classy of our Snooks, for sure! The moment Chelsea got in the tub, The Situation made one of his mind blowing remarqes: “We got a Situation!”. It’s like that’s the most interesting thing he can say. It’s gotta be sad to be so limited. The funny part was when Chelsea got out of the hot tub with a big fake belly, suggesting she was pregnant. Again, “We got a Situation!”…It was annoying 5 minutes ago! Now someone has to shoot this guy!
B.O.B. had a great performance with Haley Williams and Bruno Mars and Haley sang “Only Exception”. I loved how one song went into the other. Pefect mash-up! It was a shame they didn’t win anything, hence the many nominations.
The winner for Best New Artist in a Video went to Justin Bieber who couldn’t find the stage and he looked like my cat when I hide his toy frog! Justin Bieber has comedy potential so, Disney, hit him up! Nobody threw a water bottle…boring!
Cher announced the winner for Video of The Year in her “If I could turn back time” outfit that now seems ok for MTV. Back when she was young, she was like the Lady Gaga of the MTV stone age. Speaking of Lady Gaga, she won the award for her “Bad Romance” video. She accepted her award wearing a meat dress that PETA isn’t going to be too happy about and asking Cher to hold her meat purse. Indeed, that is an odd request. Lady Gaga said that she was nervous that she would let her fans down if she didn’t win. She revealed the name of her new up-coming record called “Born this way” and immediately bursted into tune “I’m beautiful in my way ’cause God makes no mistakes…”. The acceptance speech was beautiful and she started crying and reminded the fans how much she loves them.
Kanye West wraped up the night with his “Toast for the douchebags”. At first, I thought he was talking about himself, being the self absorbed ass hole that he is. But it seemed that the song was adressed to Taylor Swift. “You’ve been putting up with my s–t for way too long,” he sang to close out the night. “Let’s have a toast for the douchebags/ Let’s have a toast for the a-holes/ Let’s have a toast for the scumbags.” I guess they’re even!
The night had great performances from Eminem, Rihanna, B.O.B, Haley Williams, Bruno Mars, Drake and Mary J. Blige.
Here’s the complete list of winners for this year’s MTV Video Music Awards:
• Video of the Year: “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga
• Female Video: “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga
• Male Video: “Not Afraid,” Eminem
• Rock Video: “Kings and Queens,” 30 Seconds to Mars
• Pop Video: “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga
• Hip-Hop Video: “Not Afraid,” Eminem
• Collaboration: “Telephone,” Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé
• Dance Video: “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga
• Choreography: “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga
• Editing: “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga
• Direction: “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga
• Special Effects: “Uprising,” Muse
• Art Direction: “Dog Days Are Over,” Florence + the Machine
• Cinematography: “Empire State of Mind,” Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
All in all, the award show should have been called The MTV Gaga Music Awards, because she was the centre of atention tonight! And congratulations to Chelsea Handler for hosting the show! She did a great job! Girl power FTW!
You want porn, yes you do! November 14, 2009
Posted by Anca in The world I live in.Tags: buze, Băsescu, curvă, căcat, funny, Kanye West, king of pop, Lady Gaga, lol, Miley Cyrus, Passion for horses, prostie, vma
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Pentru blog post-ul de azi am așteptat ceva juicy. Și ce poate fi mai juicy decât sucul proaspăt stors de pe Google? Da, ăsta va fi episodul 2 din “The Internet is for porn”. Ia să aruncăm un ochi la ce caută lumea pe net și cum de au avut ghinionul să dea de mine…
Ok, ce dracului e un zipper eye? Mă abțin să dau search pe google că bănuiesc că o să fiu redirecționată tot la blogul meu. Lady Gaga ar trebui să mă plătească pentru câtă reclamă îi fac. Se pare că lumea care are nevoie de informații cruciale despre ea, tot la mine vin. Cred că am să-mi numesc blogul gagapedia.org. E bine că sunteți preocupați de soarta idolului vostru. Asta explică optimismul din “lady gaga did not die”. Bă, vă zic eu, Gaga arată nașpa rău fără machiaj.
Uite, am pus și poza asta să fiți fericiți că o vedeți fără machiaj. Pentru cei care se întreabă dacă Lady Gaga e femeie sau bărbat, răspunsul la doleanța voastră este: e mai mult femeie decât bărbat. That’s what she said! E hermafrodită. Happy now? Și nu cred că se îmbracă prost. Se îmbracă interesant…iar asta poate fi uneori prost, alteori genial. Femeia asta e extremisto-genială! Acum înțeleg de ce o gugăliți atât.
Văd că tot nu vă lăsați de căutat casete porno cu fete de 17 ani. Sucks to be you… Și nici Lady Gaga nu cred că are vreun sex tape. Dar dacă va exista vreodată așa ceva, tot la mine veți veni, sunt sigură! Melodia cu drum drum rămâne un mister pentru mine. E deja a doua oară când văd că cineva a căutat-o. Poate ar trebui să mă interesez? Nu știu, nu vreau, nu-mi pasă! Bine ați venit pe My Own Moon!
Hmm…caricaturi cu Băsescu…bună idee! Chiar mă tenta să fac așa ceva. E bine de știut că lumea vrea asta. Vor veni și caricaturile cu Băsescu. Nițică răbdare, mon șer! Se face, se face! Din nou “texte inteligente”…asta nu poate decât să îmi gâdile orgoliul. Mulțumesc celor care au căutat, mulțumesc familei și prietenilor mei…Ah, ăsta nu era discursul pentru Pulitzer? Scuze, m-am lăsat dusă de val!
Lady Gaga nu va fi niciodată normală! Punct. Cocalari în Vâlcea? Ohooo! Sunt cu duiumu’! Nu prea știu ce să comentez la treaba aia cu “lady gaga not being a whore” … mda, poate când doarme? N-am idee! Încă o căutare de caricaturi cu Băse. Trebuie să mă pun serios pe treabă că lumea vrea marfă nouă. Da, da, blogul meu e plin de texte inteligente, iar căutările voastre au dovedit acest lucru. Mulțumesc, mulțumesc! Aona Zavoranu vaca? Aaaa, vroiați să ziceți “Oana Zăvoranu vacă”. Da, este! Și avem vedete proaste. Multe. Nu am să le enumăr. Sunt alea care apar la otv și alte p(r)osturi de gen.
Da, da, da! Am texte inteligente, e clar! Vreți porn, e clar! Vreți căcat și violuri, e clar! Sunteți obsedați! Asta e cel mai clar. Cum adică “căcat porn”? Cel care a căutat așa ceva este rugat de urgență să-mi explice. Dau o eugenie!
Referitor la ce am zis mai sus că pagina mea ar trebui să se cheme gagapedia.org… îmi retrag cuvintele. Ar trebui să se cheme pornopedia.org. Sau gagapornopedia.org pentru tot tacâmul. Îmi sunteți simpatici și mi-e milă de voi în același timp. Pornografia nu ar trebui să fie căutată pe google din motive evidente: ajungeți pe My Own Moon și eu râd de voi. Deh, you live with it! Întrebare: “Târfa diavolului” e film porno? M-am dat și eu cu părerea… E criză de “About me” pe hi5? Am trăit să o văd și p-asta! Nu știu, băgați și voi “…”. E foarte șmecher și lumea va crede că voi gândiți, nu scrieți sau sunteți prea profunzi pentru a fi descriși pentru hi5. Nu cred că Miley e curvă. Părerea mea.
Nu știu cine a mai murit. Dacă era important, apărea în ziar următoarea dimineață. Dacă nu, înseamnă că ori e la rubrica de decese sau nu a contat existența lui pe lumea asta. Ah, nu mai am ce să mai zic de Elena Băsescu. Nu mai suntem prietene.
Kanye West cântă pop? Interesant. Probabil că nu. El zice că muzica lui e rap. Dar cine sunt eu să judec? Nu cred că va fi regele muzicii pop vreodată. Eventual regele întreruperilor discursurilor tinerelor artiste la VMA. Știu că the internet is for porn, dar nu mă așteptam ca lumea să vrea filme porno cu cai. Ăsta a fost epic! Cum?! De ce? Zoofilii îmi citesc blogul? Wow…am un public larg…prea larg…Bă, moon porn nu există! Punct! Nici nu vreau să vorbesc despre asta. E deja prea mult! Textele inteligente rule! Națiunea are nevoie de blogul meu, din câte se vede.
Oana, te caută lumea pe blogul meu!:D
Mai am și alte minuni gugălești, dar le pun la borcan pentru un nou post. Vine și ăla în curând, fiți fără griji!
Cei care au căutat “texte inteligente” și au insistat cu asta primesc o prăjitură invizibilă! Să aveți poftă și vă mai așteptăm pe la noi!:)
The Internet is for porn! October 4, 2009
Posted by Anca in Ideas, The world I live in.Tags: attention whore, Băsescu, curvă, căcat, friends, google, Hannah Montana, Hope, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, lol, Miley Cyrus, prostie, search, vma
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Mulți bloggeri au chestia asta ca post și se pare că a venit ziua în care și eu voi face publice gândurile ascunse ale celor care mă citesc, din plăcere sau din greșeală.
Da, eu sunt site-ul ăla de wordpress care o toacă pe Lady Gaga. M-ai prins! Guilty as charge! Acum chiar mă întreb…blogul meu chiar e amuzant, nu? De ce altfel m-ar găsi lumea după “lol”? Evident că sunteți niște obsedați care vreți porno. De aia există internetul, de aia există google. Să găsească lumea porn. Nu servim pornografie azi, avem doar surogat de sex tape cu Miley Cyrus. Sper să vă placă! Ce e și mai trist e faptul că lumea nici nu știe să spună/scrie ce anume vrea. Nu vei găsi niciodată “hannah montana haveing sex”…eventual “hannah montana having sex”, dar nici pentru asta nu garantez nimic. Ori ești analfabet, ori nu ai vârsta necesară vizionării unui film porno.
E scârbos cum unii vor filme cu minori. Miley Cyrus are 17 ani, în caz că nu știați! Obsedaților!
Cum sunt cel mai mare “fan” al lui Lady Gaga, cei ce vor să afle bârfe, noutăți și “dirt” despre ea, vin la mine pe blog. E ciudat cum mulți sperau ca Gaga să fie moartă într-o baltă de sânge.
Voci proaste avem, best friends avem, Băseasca este din belșug, de Lady Gaga nu ne mai săturăm, iar Kanye West a devenit sinonim cu “a întrerupe” sau “douchebag”. Dar psihopaților care vă uitați la OTV sau dracu știe ce…voi aveți obsesia morții! Vreți să vedeți numai sânge, sex, violuri, scandaluri, spânzurări. De aia există blogul meu să vă satisfacă nevoile, cât poate și el, săracul…
Acum revenim la agramați și alte inepții…Cum căcat să scrii “adoa” când vrei să re referi la “a doua”. Cred că nu mă enervam așa tare dacă ai fi scris “clasa 2″. Mai înțelegeam…dar așa, mă? Dă-o-n căcat de treabă!
Nu cred că pot să vă ajut cu desenarea nasului lui Michael Jackson. Sunt tutoriale pe youtube cu chestia asta.
No, Lady Gaga is alive and kicking!
Moving on…
Există melodia “drum drum” și nu știu și eu? Mi-e lene să dau google la tâmpenia asta ca să aflu. Lady Gaga (din nou!) a fost brunetă, dar s-a vopsit blondă ca să nu mai fie confundată cu Amy Winehouse. Trăiască Wikipedia! Recunosc că Lady Gaga arată de căcat fără machiaj, asta aș căuta și eu pe google. Elena Băsescu deja e subiect vechi, l-am parcurs la punctul 2. Da, Lady Gaga is a freak! Ce tot dracu’ zic eu pe blogul ăsta?
În schimb, cineva chiar s-a prins cum stă treaba cu sexul ăla. Da, se zice having! Felicitări, dar tot nu o să o vezi pe Miley făcând chestia asta publică. Vă place Hannah Montana, văd. E bine, e foarte bine! Nu știu ce să cred în legătură cu search-ul “lady gaga dick”. Vroiai să știi dacă Lady Gaga has a dick sau dacă she likes dick, sau dacă vrea un dick? Răspunsul la fiecare din aceste întrebări este DA! Te-am lămurit, mai treci pe la noi pe la blog!
Oare erai curva? Nu știu, dar din moment ce cauți așa ceva înseamnă că știi tu ce știi. Oi fi, mai ales dacă ai făcut prostii. Dar dacă regreți, încă sunt șanse pentru tine! Iată că pe My Own Moon dăm și vești bune tinerelor pierdute. Nu, Kanye West încă trăiește, deși nu am mai vrea chestia asta. Băi, nimeni nu a murit! Serios acum, terminați cu chestia asta. Căutați pe Wikipedia dacă respectiva vedetă are un an al morții. Atunci sigur vă veți prinde că nu mai e printre noi. Da, Kanye e un dumbass și chryssu22 era id-ul de messenger al unei prietene, dar nu-l mai are, așa că nu mai dați add.
Așadar, ne-am convins a mia oară că The Internet is for porn, lucru care nu mai are nevoie de nicio demonstrație.
Băi, căutați și voi chestii mai deștepte prin care să dați de mine!
Kanye West is not Jesus! Lady Gaga wants to die! Beyonce is a sweetheart! Best moments of VMA 2009 September 15, 2009
Posted by Anca in Ideas, Songs, The world I live in.Tags: Beyonce, Britney, bully, Kanye West, king of pop, lol, nu, prostie, Single Ladies, Taylor Swift, vma, youtube
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Every year the VMAs had something people would talk about for a long period of time. Who can ever forget the kiss between pop queens Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera? The performances at the VMAs are always breathtaking and stay in your mind forever.
One of this year’s most spectacular performances was Lady Gaga’s medley for Poker Face and Paparazzi. I always knew that this girl can pull off a show, but this time her performance scared the shit out of me! After playing the piano she started bleeding and her singing was also similar to crying on music notes. Scary ass hell! While bleeding, her dancers held her in their arms and at the end of her performance she hung herself. Talk about freaks! When accepting the award for Best New Artist, she went on stage dressed in a red lace kind of dress and the dress was covering her face too. Or was that hood that was on the wrong side of the dress? Anyway, it was freaky as hell! Not to mention that she had to top it off with a red sparkly crown. The ambitions people have…She really wants to be remembered as the most freaky trendsetter of all times (take that, Madonna!). In her acceptance speech she said that her award was for God and gays. Well, that was indeed a new one. I believe that’s where she got her name from. She couldn’t have been called Lady G.G.(God&Gay), so she thought of Lady Gaga( it sounds better and it reminds you that she is so crazy, she’s gaga).
Well, that being said…Congrats, Gaga! Can’t wait to see your new outfits! Keep on bleeding, girl!
Another epic moment of the night was Taylor Swift winning Best Female Video. I was so happy for her because I love the “You belong with me” video. She truly deserved the award! But her happiness was soon to be shattered…Kanye West went on stage and took the mic from her hand and said:” I’ll let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!”…OMG! Even Beyonce was like WTF!? Then Kanye went off the stage and Taylor was looking as if someone kicked her puppy. I felt sorry for her. Great job, Kanye! Are you happy now? You ruined a 19 year old girl’s evening! Take some advice from Lady Gaga and go hang yourself! Why did you have to do that? Did YOU want to win Best Female Video award or were you pissed you didn’t get any award at all. And what’s with kissing Beyonce’s ass in public? I know, we get it! It was a good video, but Joe Jonas deserves a little credit for that too, you know! And he was Taylor Swift’s boyfriend…See, it’s all related! In the end, Beyonce won the award for Video of The Year (are you happy now, Kanye?!) and she was a true lady, giving Taylor her chance to say her speech! I have to say that what Beyonce did was gracefull and full of class. She tried to make up for Kanye’s dumbass behaviour and gave Taylor her moment. That was one of the most touching scenes I’ve ever seen at the VMAs.
Here’s Kanye West being a douchebag.
And here’s Beyonce being a classy lady and a great person!
Those were the moments I wanted to cover from this year’s VMAs. Of course, there was a great performance of P!nk and a memorial for Michael Jackson from his sister, Janet. Another big winner of the night was Green Day who I’m very happy for! They are a great band and deserved every award!
And the winners are:
VIDEO OF THE YEAR Beyoncé: “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
BEST NEW ARTIST Lady Gaga
BEST MALE VIDEO T.I. featuring Rihanna: “Live Your Life”
BEST FEMALE VIDEO Taylor Swift: “You Belong With Me”
BEST HIP-HOP VIDEO Eminem: “We Made You”
BEST POP VIDEO Britney Spears: “Womanizer”
BEST ROCK VIDEO Green Day: “21 Guns”
BEST CHOREOGRAPHY Beyoncé: “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
BEST DIRECTION Green Day: “21 Guns”
BEST EDITING Beyoncé: “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS Lady Gaga: “Paparazzi”
BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY Beyoncé: “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”
BEST ART DIRECTION Lady Gaga: “Paparazzi”
BREAKTHROUGH VIDEO Matt & Kim: “Lessons Learned”
BEST VIDEO (THAT SHOULD HAVE WON A MOONMAN) Beastie Boys: “Sabotage”
Congratulations to all the winners and to Kanye West for making first page without having to play Jesus!
