Guilty pleasures in music May 18, 2010
Posted by Anca in Songs.Tags: baby, Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, music, Songs, twitter, youtube
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The fact that I’m one of Lady Gaga’s biggest fans isn’t something new. She just has those kind of songs that get stuck in your head and you can’t stop crooning them for days and even weeks. Also, the lyrics to her songs are so easy to memorate because they are so catchy. I learned the lyrics to “Telephone” after I listened to it once or twice. I guess that’s the secret to a pop hit: a catchy tune and easy to learn lyrics.
Ever since 2006 I’ve also been a Miley Cyrus fan. I know people are going to bash me and say that I’m nuts, but just hear me out! Her songs are very catchy and she has a special kind of charisma, even though a lot of people hate her. The truth is that she is always noticed for something. I remember that the first Miley song that got stuck in my head was the Hannah Montana theme song, “Best of both worlds”. It’s fun, it’s catchy and it’s a very positive song and you have that rockstar feeling when you’re listening to it. Or maybe that’s just me!
Another Miley Cyrus song I’m loving is “Party in the USA”. Its video has been viewed over 100 milion times on youtube and it’s still growing in views. Who even cares if she’s never listened to a Jay-Z song before she recorded this song? That song was heard in a taxi on her way to the club. As a person who wants to go to the USA one day, this song is fun and very catchy.
Actually, all of Miley’s songs are catchy and people listen to them whether they like them or not. A lot of people hate her and a lot love her. Whatever the case, her music will still rock the charts! She is one of my guilty pleasures in pop music at the moment.
Who would have thought that a 16 year-old could be a daily trending topic on twitter? Former youtuber Justin Bieber has some of the most catchiest songs of the moment. Of course he might look like a 7 year-old with a lesbian haircut, but his songs are the kind that get stuck in your head without you even wanting that. At first I was like “Who is this kindergarden dude who’s singing about girls and love?”, but after listening to more of his songs I believe that he’s got a pretty good voice and catchy tunes. His songs may not be relatable to everyone, but you can’t say they can’t get stuck in your head.
Just the other day I couldn’t stop humming “Baby”. It’s a nice song, even though it’s actually kinda sad. I just realized that by listening more carefully to the lyrics.
“For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can’t believe, we ain’t together
And I wanna play it cool, But I’m losin’ you
I’ll buy you anything, I’ll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, Baby fix me
And just shake me til’ you wake me from this bad dream
Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.”
It seems that sad pop songs with an upbeat melody are bound to become smash hits! And if you add a famous rapper into the equation, you are sure to get almost 150 milion views in only two months. Great job, Justin!
What happenes if you get Taylor Swift drunk and throw her into a tub of glitter? You get 23-year old pop sensation Ke$ha who is famous for her #1 single, “Tik Tok”. The girl looks like a mess and her lyrics are ridiculous and I’m wondering why I listen to her music! You know how things that catch your eye (or in this case, your ears) are maybe obscene, strange or just beautiful? Well, Ke$ha’s music is just catchy. It’s not something that you can relate to (I mean, who brushes their teeth with Jack Daniel’s?) and the lyrics are ridiculous, but it’s still a fun song to listen to and which can easily get stuck in your head.
Another one’s of Ke$ha’s songs is a cameo with 3OH!3. It’s called “Blah Blah Blah” and it’s just as catchy as “Tik Tok”. Again, the lyrics are stupid as hell (yes, again with the Jack), but she still manages to make a hit out of it! I guess drunk blondes sell! I don’t approve her message in her songs, but they just have that tune that makes you listen to them over and over again…
These were my guilty pleasures in music. I’d love to see what your’s are. If I posted that I like Ke(dollarsign)Ha!’s songs, so can you!
Tila Tequila deleted her Twitter! And she’s still a skank! February 1, 2010
Posted by Anca in The world I live in, Uncategorized.Tags: attention whore, baby, Miley Cyrus, skank, Tila Tequila, twitter
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It was about time! She was overtweeting! “I’m gonna gave a gorgeous baby”, “I’m officially a lesbian”, “Here is my former Playboy video”, “Holla at my lesbians” and so on and so forth…She became such a twitter whore! But, like all twitter whores, she finally deleted her account. Does this sound familiar, Miley Cyrus? I’ll get back to you shortly.
It was amazing to see how lame she could be in her tweets. She posted several tweets saying that her baby is going to be vietnamese/caucasian/french/exotic or something like that. After reading all of those nationalities I asked myself if that baby was concieved in an orgy or something. I’m just sayin’…the bitch seems promiscuous as hell!
And I don’t understand one thing. You say you’ve been engaged to Casey, but after she died, you spread the news that you were pregnant. How does that work, girl? From all I know, it takes a man and a woman to concieve a baby. Not two women. So, you imidiatelly jumped into bed with someone the day Casey Jhonson died. I’m not accusing you, but by the progress of your pregnancy I am reassured that you are the biggest slut around! How could you? First pose naked, then have a baby with someone else? Oh, you sure loved Casey, allright! Bullshit! You are one hell of a tramp and you seem to love the attention the press is giving you!
The supposed father of the baby is rapper The Game. Maybe some of you remember him. Was he ever that famous? Anyway…the point is that Tila Tequila is a skank and I’m terribly sorry for the baby that has to come out of her in nine months. It’s said that children don’t get to pick their parents, but this child couldn’t get any more unlucky! It must be such a cruel punishment to come out of something so trashy. Kids in school are going to mock him by sayig “Haha! You’re mom is a bitch!”. They couldn’t be more right, but I can even imagine him/her crying of embaressment.
He/she is coming home to Tila and tells her: “Mom, some kid in school said you were a bitch!” and she would think: “Damn, his/her parents must have watched my show back in 2008!”. She tells her baby that that kid was just jealous of what a hot mom her baby has. And the kid will never know. I sure hope they’ll have youtube so he/she can look up what his/her mom was doing in 2008. Poor kid!
Tweeting too much will lead to a deleted account! Remember when Miley deleted hers and over 2 milion followers were heartbroken they won’t know when Miley is feeling emo or taking a dump? Yeah, that was sad(*sarcasam*). Seriously now, who is going to miss attention whore Tila Tequila from twitter? I know I won’t!
Porno search post time! January 4, 2010
Posted by Anca in The world I live in.Tags: attention whore, baby, Băsescu, curvă, fly, funny, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, porn, prostie
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Vai, ce titlu genial! Cred că așa o să numesc rubrica asta în care arăt ce caută lumea pe Google. Îmi era dor să vă împărtășesc curiozitățile celor care mă citesc din greșeală.
Credeam că ați mai evoluat! Nimic, dom’ne! Nici măcar nu ați învățat bine engleza. Se zice “make up”, nu “makeu”. Ne supărăm dacă mai găsim astfel de greșeli. Nu vreau să mă laud cu cititori proști. Vreau să fiu mândră de cei care mă citesc. Doamne, vorbesc de parcă mi-ar fi fani! Ok, momentul în care m-am crezut importantă a trecut… Bă, tot porn? De fapt, nici nu mă mai miră! Nu trece zi fără să am măcar un search de ceva murdar.
Am crescut cu ideea că The Jetsons sunt unele din cele mai faine desene animate. Nu-mi stricați imaginea aia, vă rog! Da, “basescu lol”…Cred că era mai fain dacă ați fi căutat “Geoană lol”. Ăla da om demn de tot LOLul din lume! Cum să uităm de celebra “Mihaela, dragostea mea!”….
N-am înțeles ce ai vrut să găsești când ai tastat “cum am mai murit”. Dacă ai putut să tastezi treaba asta, rezultă că ești încă viu, nu? Bine, asta e logica mea! Cine are una mai bună să mă contrazică. N-am glume cu gripa porcină. Deja e un subiect vechi și plictisitor.
Nu, lui Lady Gaga nu-i e rușine. De nimic! Parol! Bine, după câte căutări de “gaga no make up” am primit pe blog, cred că asta ar trebui să o facă să se simtă cel puțin nașpa. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, lumea e super interesată de tine! Pentru audiența asta, eu îți mulțumesc din tot sufletul!
Bă, ca să știți de pe acum…pe youtube nu sunt filme porno. De aia există xtube sau red tube. Sunt o drăguță și vreau să vă ajut. Măcar odată vreau să văd un search de genul “Anca, mulțumim că ne-ai ajutat!”. Internetul este pentru porno, iar căutările de genul ăsta mi-au confirmat asta!
Nu vă mai luați de Miley! E un copil! Copiii nu fac sex. Nici în fanteziile tale, R.Kelly! E o imagine dezgustătoare și…îmi spune și mie cineva ce înseamnă “pe sistem turbo”? Nu vreau să mor proastă și fără să fi fost la curent cu jargonul din 2010.
Vreți porn, dar nici măcar astea 4 litere nu reușiți să le potriviți ca să vă iasă cuvântul dorit. Sunteți ceva gen: “ah, porn! mult să fie, nu contează cum îl caut, oricum voi fi redirecționat!”? S-o credeți voi! Într-adevăr, sunteți redirecționați, dar înspre blogul meu. Sunteți penibili. Mai bine vă downloadați filme porno decât să le căutați pe Google. Părerea mea!
Cum ne ferim de gripa de căcat? Ori facem vaccin, ori stăm în casă și ne sigilăm să nu se atingă microbii de noi. Eventual nu ne apropiem nici de porci. Doamne, nu aveți imaginație deloc!
Lady Gaga e un slang pentru crazy talented bitch! Și cu asta cred că am zis totul. Femeia o fi având și STDs (boli cu transmitere sexuală), dar oricum niciunul dintre cititorii mei nu o să și-o pună cu Lady Gaga. Am lămurit și problema asta. Iar acum voi mă urâți că v-am frânt visul de a i-o trage Gagăi. Era cât pe ce să-mi pese. Bine că mi-am revenit!
Când văd vedete înainte de machiaj încep să am mai multă încredere în mine. Foarte bine că ați căutat treaba asta. Păcat că nu ați găsit asta la mine. Poate dacă o să mai insistați, o să fac un post dedicat celebrităților nemachiate.
Nu pot să zic că blogul meu e despre chestii de care nu-mi pasă. Că-s eu mai zeflemistă uneori, asta e altă poveste! Îmi pasă de multe chestii, nu mă interpretați greșit!
Mă, m-ați prins! Îmi place să desenez. Mă gândeam să îi fac cândva portretul. Pentru asta o să am nevoie de o groază de inspirație, dar o s-o desenez. Promit! Și nu, nu o să fac caricaturi porno, deci luați-vă gândul de la asta! Apropo de desenat…tu, cel/cea care vrei să o desenezi pe Gaga online…eu îți țin pumnii și să-mi spui cum ți-a ieșit desenul.
De câte ori trebuie să vă zic să învățați engleza cum trebuie? Se zice “Fly on the wall”! Sau “Flaw in da ow” e un cover mișto de care nu am aflat încă?
Miley și Gaga, lumea vă iubește! Lumea vă caută pe google și ajung la blogul meu. Asta nu poate decât să mă bucure. Miley, ma bucur pentru tine că ai apucat să o cunoști pe Lady Gaga, dar se pare că ea nu se arăta prea încântată de întâlnirea voastră. Sau nu zâmbea ca să nu-i pice chestiile alea de la ochi?
Ooops!…Britney does it again! September 30, 2009
Posted by Anca in Songs, The world I live in.Tags: attention whore, baby, Britney, curvă, youtube
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Britney Spears has a new song and yes, it’s as suggestive as the previous song “If You Seek Amy”. This new one is called “Three”. The title might me meaningless, but the lyrics are really dirty!
Britney talks about how bored she is making love with only one person and how she would like to include another man in her loving process. I’m not the FCC and I don’t intend to bitch about how she is starting to be a skank again, but kids are going to have their innocence threatened by listening to this song!
I strongly believe that being a young Britney Spears fan nowadays may turn you into a hoebag later on. The messages this girl sends through her songs are not so innocent anymore. Ever since she was 17 Britney started to show signs that she would become an attention whore. Whilst Lady Gaga is an attention whore through her clother and performances, Briney has all eyes and ears on her by having a very suggestive song with sexual content.
Is it me or is this the first mainstream song that is talking about a threesome? I believe so. Now I can see Chris Crocker making a video telling people like me who pick on Britney to leave her alone. He might also add that I’m jealous or some shit like that. Jealous of what? That I can’t make a trashy bitch ass song like Spears?
Moving on from Chris Crocker’s anticipated comments on this subject…The “genius” who wrote this song also put his signature on Spears’ “If you seek Amy” and Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl”. This guy knows better than anyone else that sex sells, especially in music.
Little Miss Britney Spears missed some controversy and it seems that the whole media will give it to her. Yes, Britney, your song is trashy and children shouldn’t listen to it. Even her children might end up listening to this and asking: “Mom, do you really do that?” or “Mom, do we have 2 dads?” or “Who are Peter, Paul and Mary?” and so on and so forth.
This girl likes controversy, but she forgets that she is a mother and might set a bad example not only for children all across the world, but for her own sons. It’s not appropiate for a mother to sing about devious sexual behavior. The kids might find the song catchy, but once they analyse the lyrics, they might not find their mother to be such a superstar in their eyes.
Britney should have performed songs for kids, taking into consideration that she is a mother and might want to set an example. She is not 20 anymore. It’s not cool to sing about devious sexual experiences…But what does she care. She is just your typical attention whore…
It seems we’ll be getting plenty on theese in this musical era. That’s a sad, sad thing…
Here’s the song. Shame on you, mother Spears!
F-U-C-K-Britney June 8, 2009
Posted by Anca in Songs.Tags: baby, Britney
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Amy?Who the Fuck is Amy?
I did’t quite get it at first.What was the deal with Britney’s new song “If you seek Amy”?
I googled that and saw something impressive.
It’s been said that the lyrics caused some controversy among parents who were hearing their children singing “F-U-C-K-me” all over the house.
Amy was just a alibi to make a song about hooking up and fucking (around).
Here’s a sample of the lyrics:
Love me hate me say what you want about me
All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin to if u seek Amy(F-U-C-K-me)
Love me hate me but can’t you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin to if u seek Amy(F-U-C-K-me)
I thought she got Kevin back.Why does Amy need seeking?
Anyway, the lyrics are sick and so is the atmosphere in the video.And the word “Fuck” is so in there!
“Oh baby!” June 3, 2009
Posted by Anca in Ideas.Tags: baby
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Did you notice how many love songs have the word “baby” included?What the F is with that?
Ok, I should first give the definition:
A very young child; an infant.
An unborn child; a fetus.
The youngest member of a family or group.
A very young animal.
An adult or young person who behaves in an infantile way.
Slang. A girl or young woman.
Informal. Sweetheart; dear. Used as a term of endearment.
Slang. An object of personal concern or interest: Keeping the boat in good repair is your baby.
When I was young I used to hear all this “baby” shit in teen singers’ songs.I was like:” why are they singing about a kid?” Why don’t they use “sweetheart”, “beautiful”, “gorgeous” ,”girl/boy” and something like that.But NOT ”baby” crap.Britney Spears got this “baby” in our head and it became a trend.
How many bands and singers avoided to use “baby”? The only ones that pop into my head are The Dresden Dolls, Chris Daughtry and 4 Non Blondes…And that’s kinda it.
Oh well…sha…”baby”…just one more time.
